Over at Dooce, today and every Friday has been declared Chuck Day in honor of the Armstrong dog, who is an absolute trouper living in that household.
In honor of that I give you the Chuck DQ (Dog Quotient) test:
- What's the texture of sandpaper?
- In life you have to take the _______with the smooth?
- A person with exceptional promise but lacking polish is said to be a diamond in the what?
- Somebody who is uncouth is said to be what?
- In the game of bridge, what do I do if I play a trump card on a trick?
- What's the sea like during a storm?
- A small fresh water perch is a what?
- What kind of season did the Miami Dolphins have?
- Bad neighborhoods are typically called what?
- A large round collar of pleated muslin worn in the late 16th century is a what?
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OK, here are the answers - score one point for each correct answer:
- Ruff!
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- Ruff!!!
- Ruff!!
- Ruff!
- Ruff!!
- Ruff!
- Ruff!!!!!
- Ruff!
Interpreting your score:
- 8-10: Outstanding canine intellect. You should think about becoming some kind of service dog
- 5-7: Some canine promise, but lacking in the higher canine qualities. You may make an adequate guard dog with a little effort.
- 2-4: Obviously deficient in many basic canine sensibilities. Best suited for lap dog duties only (or simply laying down on the floor duties if too large for the lap).
- 0-1: Are you sure you're not a cat?
Happy Chuck Day.
