Seattle Seahawks at home to the Carolina Panthers...
I've got the big screen proejctor going and the surround sound blasting away, and it's been a great first half so far. Seahawks lead 20-7 with four minutes to go to halftime. Of course, I risk invoking a jinx here by even posting anything, but the Hawks have been totally dominant. The Panthers offense has been harrassed to death the whole time. Amazing stuff so far...
Now at the two minute warning with the ball in the Seahawks' hands.
Well, safely into the half with the score preserved. Looking at the halftime stats, the disparity is enormous.
Passing yards: Sea 152, Car 45 (41 of those on one catch).
Rushing yards: Sea 100, Car 17 (yes, one-seven...)
If it wasn't for the Steve Smith punt return that should have been negated on a penalty as called, but later reversed, Carolina's performance would be officially pathetic rather than merely woefully inadequate. Like many sports, the game is often won or lost on the half-time adjustments, so nothing is secure yet.
However, put this way, would you rather be up 20-7 or down 7-20 at half-time?
Hmm, yeah... And remember, even poor, pathetic Sunderland won in the Premiership yesterday.
5:40 pm PST
Second half starts, the commentators relay that the Carolina coach is optimistic his team can turn the game around. Um, yeah. Seahawks receive the kickoff and march down the field for another touchdown. 27-7 Seahawks. Crowd goes nuts. 25 minutes to go...
5:45 pm PST
Carolina gets the ball. Sacked on first down, never get out of the hole they dug themselves,forced to punt the ball away. Woeful inadequacy continues (or to put it another way, the Seattle defense is whipping their butts.)
6:07 pm PST
1:25 left in the 3rd quarter, 16:25 overall. Carolina had a mild rally there for a second, but Jake Delhomme, their quarterback, throws his third interception of the game to snuff out even that small joy. Still 27-7 Seattle and it's looking pretty inevitable.
6:21 pm PST
Misery continues unabated for Carolina. At this point, we're basically playing out the remaining time. The equivalent situation in soccer would be down 8-0 with five minutes to play.
Could Seattle lose the game? Yes, in a "yes, a meteor could hit the earth in the next century and wipe out life on earth as we know it", kind of a way.
Is it likely? Heck no.
6:37 pm PST
TD Seattle, 34-7. OK, you know it's really, really over when they start unscrewing the lids of the Gatorade (tm) buckets. Oh, wait, Carolina scores a TD on a Hail Mary (also tm) pass. Five minutes to go, but still well in hand.
6:48 pm PST
Still 34-14 Seattle, down to the 2 minute warning. Carolina players are wondering whether their golf clubs are clean and ready for the off-season. Seattle fans clog Orbitz website with queries for airline tickets to Detroit (home of Superbowl XL) in 2 weeks.
6:53 pm PST
In a fitting almost end to the game,much vaunted Carolina receiver Steve Smith, invisible all day, gets hit and loses the ball to Seattle. With no Carolina time-outs left, Seattle can let the clock run out without having to make a play...
6:54 pm PST
Game over, man! 34-14 Seahawks in a total romp.
Superbowl XL: Pittsburgh vs Seattle, Feb 5 in Detroit.
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